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Random Silliness (without the use of children)

So, most people that have blogs have a certain subject they often use as their subject matter, and often that's children or something. I don't have kids yet, but I have the funniest darn things happen to me on a regular basis! Even if these things involve me and humiliation, I always share my stories with others, so I'm now typing it instead of telling the story over and over. I am a firm advocate of laughing hysterically as often as possible, and I hope my random stories help you laugh, too!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Just so I have a post, I am posting a survey from Diva.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH?
The Masterpiece Turkey wrap, which isn’t actually a sandwich, but it is a masterpiece! It’s served at Azar’s (hole in the wall Greek restaurant) and it is served with hummus and I love it. Sometimes, I even recreate it at home. I go there often enough that I have made a friend, who just happened to give me a little secret about the spices they use in the masterpiece, which I have since purchased and used every day for the last four days. YAY! Steve is about to secrete hummus and Greek spices from his skin, but it’s all good. When I cook something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't taste all that great, his reply is "It'll make a turd." I love him!

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
One hairy one. His name is Jackson, and he is in the gifted class in his home school program. He plays, eats, sleeps and poops at a grade level much higher than others in his age group. We are very proud of him, and have very high hopes for his future. I see Ivy League in his future. Oh, wait..just ivy.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Ummm…sometimes I am other people, and when I am, I am my friend.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
No, it is not necessary at any time…ever…never…sometimes…often…frequently…always…constantly…always!

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yeah, but I’m considering selling them on ebay if the price is right.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
If it pays more than my tonsils, I would consider it…maybe…probably…not.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Wheaties with honey drizzled on top.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Does peeling the Velcro back count as untying? If so…no, I don’t.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Well, that depends. I can be in a car by myself and let a big stinker out and not crack a window…while smiling. Yeah, that’s pretty strong!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Coldstone’s Cheesecake with mini chocolate chips. NOT big chocolate chips!!! Only the itty bitties!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
If they laugh when they see me, I notice their laugh. If they don’t laugh, I notice their feet. If they are wearing shoes, I notice their shoes. If they are wearing clothes, I don’t even pay much attention to them at all.

RED OR PINK?
Green. If not green, then blue. If not blue, then orange or yellow. If it has to be red or pink, I think I like both of them equally.

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My fatty arms. I never wear tank tops, but I wish I could.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Some lip gloss.

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
White, because nobody uses the white one much, so it’s always in good shape. I’m hardly in good shape.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Home cooked food, my Shaklee laundry detergent, this preacher that teaches at my school (I know, creepy!)! Not that preachers aren’t supposed to smell nice and other people admire their scents, but to mention that as a favorite smell of mine is a little creepy. Steve has the same cologne that guy wears, but Steve smells moldy when he wears it. It’s Grey Flannel. Steve is more of a Burberry guy. The preacher’s pheromones just make Grey Flannel smell heavenly! HEE HEE!

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Hockey, if it’s live. If I must participate, then I prefer surfing…the net.

HAIR COLOR?
Brown

EYE COLOR?
green and brown with white around the edges and a black circle in the center that changes size.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No. I’ve had glasses since I was 14 or so, and contacts are a HUGE hassle. Me no likey contacts.

FAVORITE FOOD?
Various varieties of meats, vegetables, cookies, cakes, breads, rice, potatoes, crackers, dips, dairy products, cheeses, chocolates, fruits, liquids, etc.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Definitely…Maybe

SUMMER OR WINTER?
SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUGS OR KISSES?
Both. Without nuts, because I’m allergic. And, if you could unwrap them for me, that would be a huge help! What a hassle!

FAVORITE DESSERT?
Cheesecake. Chocolate covered coconut cheesecake, to be exact. (from The Cheesecake Factory)

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Money and Banking. It’s a fascinating collection of information gathered in a 2-inch book, designed to introduce me to the world of both money and banking, both of which I give less than two shits about. But, apparently, I have mastered approximately 87% of the material covered thus far. I have enjoyed approximately .27% of the material covered thus far.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Big Brother, Little House on the Prairie

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can clog…toilets.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Springfield, Missouri

1 Comments:

At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND I NEVER KNEW YOU DON'T LIKE CONTACTS.....THEY WEIRD ME OUT TOO!

YOU ARE "STRONGER" IN A VEHICLE THAN I AM....I KNOW.....I TRADED A CAR OFF AFTER YOU WERE STRONG IN IT!

 

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